Thursday, June 5, 2014

My Eragon Review

For the lazy (mostly meaning myself, since I've been too lazy/busy with other stuff to post things), here's my review of Eragon from Goodreads. And boy, it's a bit of a dozy...


Recommended for: no one

I'll preface this review by saying my choice to give this 2 stars is based upon the fact that I reserve single star ratings for books that are so horrendously offensive to the literary craft that they incite an inhuman rage within me and make me want to gouge my eyes out. Yes, Eragon is a bad book, and it makes me angry, but I have read worse. This book angers me much in the way the Star Wars Prequels do, which is significantly less than how The Last Airbender movie angers me.