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Recommended for: no one
I'll preface this review by saying my choice to give this 2 stars is based upon the fact that I reserve single star ratings for books that are so horrendously offensive to the literary craft that they incite an inhuman rage within me and make me want to gouge my eyes out. Yes, Eragon is a bad book, and it makes me angry, but I have read worse. This book angers me much in the way the Star Wars Prequels do, which is significantly less than how The Last Airbender movie angers me.